I hate going to the post office. Maybe I’m wrong, but there had to be a time in the recent past when the post office wasn’t the local hangout for morons with loads of free time. I went to the … Continue reading
Mike Pontillo
I blame the parents. We’ve known for some time that the past couple of generations of young people have been raised to be “soft.” They’ve been coddled, indulged, overprotected, and given stupid designer names by parents who grossly overestimate the … Continue reading
The following is an excerpt from my forthcoming book, “The Unattractive Guy’s Guide To Relationships.” It is forthcoming because I am still writing it. Sometimes, in moments of quiet desperation and loneliness, the unattractive guy looks deep into his soul … Continue reading
I am not a vain man. When I am wrong, I will gladly admit it. It’s simply not a frequent occurrence, and almost never happens now that I am no longer married. But, being a reasonable fellow, I’m willing to … Continue reading
Well, I had so much fun doing Audio Magazine #1 (apparently much more fun than you had listening to it) that I’ve decided to do another one! Hooray! Humor me. The theme of this audio magazine is “Songs For My … Continue reading