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Lo, a plague is upon us

Posted on May 12, 2004 by Mike PontilloJanuary 24, 2025

I invite you to consider the greatest threat to human life on this planet. Back in the sixties, most people thought it was nuclear annihilation. In the eighties and nineties, it might have been AIDS. Today you might suggest terrorism. … Continue reading →

Tagged piercings, rant, stupidity, tattoos, the Internet

McRib and the decline of Western civilization

Posted on April 14, 2004 by Mike PontilloFebruary 19, 2022

I had lunch at McDonald’s today. McDonald’s and I have not been on the best of terms lately. First of all, I am attempting to lose weight, and walking into McDonald’s when you are dieting is like pulling the pin … Continue reading →

Tagged courtesy, dieting, McDonald's, McRib, parenting, school

Bring in da noize

Posted on December 18, 2003 by Mike PontilloFebruary 19, 2022

Back in the 1970’s, I was a student at St. Mary Star of the Sea, a Catholic grade school and parish in the West Lawn neighborhood of Chicago’s southwest side. I therefore was privileged to have the full Catholic Experience, … Continue reading →

Tagged Catholicism, music, nuns, school

White Sox fans take all the fun out of it

Posted on October 26, 2003 by Mike PontilloApril 16, 2011

Now that the 2003 baseball season is officially over (it was unofficially over on October 16), I need to indulge myself and vent a little. And I’m going to speak in broad, unfair generalities, because that’s what venting is. So … Continue reading →

Tagged baseball, Cubs, White Sox

NEWS BRIEFS

Posted on April 1, 2003 by Mike PontilloFebruary 19, 2022

Back in 1997, an e-mail humor newsletter called “The Daily Probe” began publishing. I contributed (very) occasionally to it from 1997 to 2000, and actually had a few pieces that got in. I think it was due more to the … Continue reading →

Tagged current events, parody, PETA

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