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Tag Archives: flatulence

My secret has been exposed

Posted on January 29, 2010 by Mike PontilloFebruary 19, 2022

BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) – January 28, 2010 – Argentina’s president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork. “I’ve just been told something I didn’t know; that … Continue reading →

Tagged flatulence, McDonald's, McRib, sex

Sounds of the Whale

Posted on August 18, 2006 by Mike PontilloFebruary 19, 2022

I used to enjoy going to the symphony. But I don’t go anymore. My mother and I are afraid to show our faces, because we managed to cause a scene at a performance of the Illinois Philharmonic Orchestra at Governors … Continue reading →

Tagged family, flatulence, humor

Junk food for thought

Posted on February 3, 2006 by Mike PontilloFebruary 19, 2022

As I approach the age of 42, I am finally coming to grips with the fact that I can no longer eat the same sort of junk food that I’ve enjoyed all my life. I have come to this conclusion … Continue reading →

Tagged aging, dieting, flatulence, KFC, McDonald's, McRib
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