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Sounds of the Whale

Posted on August 18, 2006 by Mike PontilloApril 20, 2024

I used to enjoy going to the symphony. But I don’t go anymore. My mother and I are afraid to show our faces, because we managed to cause a scene at a performance of the Illinois Philharmonic Orchestra at Governors … Continue reading →

Tagged family, flatulence, humor

It’s mah birfday

Posted on May 1, 2006 by Mike PontilloJanuary 24, 2025

Today is my 42nd birthday, and there’s a place that I’d like very much to celebrate it, but I am unable to do so. I have written in this space before about my little sister Nicole, the Irish dancer, who … Continue reading →

Tagged family, humor, Nicole

Celling out

Posted on March 25, 2006 by Mike PontilloApril 16, 2011

One of the advantages of being an old fart is that it gives you perspective on how things change over time. One of the disadvantages is that nobody wants you to share that perspective with them. I can remember when … Continue reading →

Tagged aging, technology

It’s official: I’m old

Posted on February 19, 2006 by Mike PontilloApril 2, 2015

Last night I was driving home from my sister’s house. It was a bitterly cold night, three degrees and dropping, and I had about forty miles to drive. I thought I might like a hot cup of coffee in the … Continue reading →

Tagged aging, nostalgia

Junk food for thought

Posted on February 3, 2006 by Mike PontilloFebruary 19, 2022

As I approach the age of 42, I am finally coming to grips with the fact that I can no longer eat the same sort of junk food that I’ve enjoyed all my life. I have come to this conclusion … Continue reading →

Tagged aging, dieting, flatulence, KFC, McDonald's, McRib

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